As a blogger at Conservatics:

  • I will not use Conservatics unless I am 18 years or older
  • I will register for one account and one account only. You can change your avatar. You can change your name. Just fill out the attached form and send $99.96 to Val.
  • Answers to all quizzes will be my own. I will not copy from others.
  • I understand any love, medical, financial, spiritual or career advice is meant for conversational pieces only. If RocketJack tells you to pour battery acid in your ear canal because you have an earache – it’s not the fault of Conservatics if you do so. It’s not RocketJack’s fault. It’s your own damn fault for being a dumbass. If SumoWrestlerFred tells you he loves you and he’s intoxicated, don’t make wedding plans then sue us.
  • I may engage in robust debates and personally attack whoever I want until it turns the site into a shitshow, then I must back down or Max will ban me. If you create the fight, it’s your fight. Not Val’s. Not Max’s.
  • I will not sell my children’s or grandchildren’s school fundraising crap at Conservatics.
  • If I make the mess, I clean it up.
  • I will not be a spineless coward and cry when I get picked on or teased…unless I’m a female because we are more emotional and our feelings get hurt easier
  • If there are fundraisers for anyone because they are poor and they didn’t ask for your help and you help….don’t bring it up every other day and make the poor person feel ashamed and like shit. If you give, give and shut up about it.
  • I will not fake my own death.
  • I will inform Val if I will be gone longer than a week because she worries and it’s the right thing to do