04/24/2024

Aria DiMezzo, who ran with the campaign slogan “Fuck the Police” in hopes of merely making a statement, won the nomination for Cheshire County sheriff on Tuesday.

“I’m running for sheriff because I oppose that very system, and the sheriff has the most hands-on ability in Cheshire County to oppose that system,” she he said. “The system that let you down by allowing me — the freaking transsexual Satanist anarchist — be your sheriff candidate is the same system I’m attacking. I’m sorry, and I know it hurts to hear, but that system is a lie.

“The entire thing is a lie. It’s broken from beginning to end, and my existence as your sheriff candidate is merely how this reality was thrown into your face,” she he said. DiMezzo said she he opposes a system that allowed thousands of people to walk into a voting booth and vote “despite knowing absolutely nothing about the person they were nominating to the most powerful law enforcement position in the county.”

Inside Sources reports that she he will not campaign against popular incumbent Democrat Eli Rivera, who is seeking a fifth term.