Some like it … steaming hot.
Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Schubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”
A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.
But another source tells us that the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.
“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source. “The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”
The insider added, “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”
The mother-daughter power players did not respond to a request for comment, but they were photographed holding up the show’s Playbill and giving a thumbs up.
A source close to the show confirmed the incident, telling Page Six, “There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended. It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and act two started as scheduled.”
The first insider says that after the most recent incident, an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”
The source wildly speculated, “There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”
But another insider said again that there is no alleged Phantom of the Poopera lurking around — and that it was just a sad accident.
The show has been attracting VIPs including Steven Spielberg, Martin Short, Debbie Allen, Bo Derek, Eddie Izzard, Hank Azaria, Kristin Chenoweth and more. A rep for the show did not comment on the alleged incidents that put the deuce in the forty-deuce district.