- May your mid-November birthday be a constant reminder of your parent’s Valentine’s Day celebration!
- Tell us about how lonely you are on Valentine’s Day, because we all care – – so much
- Too emotionally stunted to say your true feelings? Just give flowers….
- Never fall in love with anyone who doesn’t love bacon
- She’s lying – she cares about Valentine’s Day
- Surprise him this year – tell him he’s your new ’emergency contact person’
- Never say “I’m falling in love with you and would like to go on a second date”
- Tell her “there’s no one I’d rather be in couple’s therapy with” to get your evening started off right
- Cripple the economy further by sending e-Valentine’s Day cards